Now sign it, please.

签个名吧
You realize my art won't be worth anything till I'm dead?

你知道我的作品在我死之前都会一文不值吧
Why do you think I keep inviting you here to eat week after week?

不然我老请你来吃饭是为了什么呢
Question...

提问
how does it feel to be the owner

作为餐巾画作的拥有者
of an original piece of napkin art worth roughly...

该如何看待画作比餐巾本身
Less than the worth of the napkin?

还不值钱这件事
Well, I got to get back to work.

我得回去干活了
All right, bye.

好的再见
Pick up... table ten.

上菜十号桌
I watch you over there.

你的所作所为我都看见了
Much sexual tension with deadbeat bartender.

跟游手好闲的酒保偷来暗去