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What's so hard about going up to Peach
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and saying, "good afternoon, Peach."
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"Exciting news... I started a cupcake business."
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"Here's our card."
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"Please pass them out to all your friends,
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and help us launch our exciting new business venture."
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"Thank you."
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That sounds needy,
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like when someone asks you to come to their one-woman show.
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"Somebody date-raped me,
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and I didn't think I'd live through it,
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but I did, and now I'm stronger,