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I had a weird thing with him at the diner last night.
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I thought you guys were friends.
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I don't know what we are.
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He was fake interviewing me with a celery stalk...
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'Cause you're both grown-ups.
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And when he put it near my mouth,
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I thought he wanted me to bite it, so I...
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- You bit it? - I bit it!
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That is weird and humiliating and hot.
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Yes, yes, and, yes. Call him right now!
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He can't come over here. Look around!
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I have his napkins hanging up everywhere.