I'm going to take a nice big shit on his desk,

我会在他桌上留下一大堆屎
Just to let him know that I was here. Is that ok with you?

就为了让他知道我来过了你有意见吗
I don't think he'd like that too much, sir.

我想他不会喜欢的先生
You can wait. We have some very interesting periodicals.

您可以等登我们有些非常有趣的杂志
- There's um... - Oh, yeah.

-有些... -真对
You want me to read a periodical at this time of national crisis?

你希望我在国家危机之时读杂志吗
Sit here with my thumb up my ass reading a paper?

坐那里把手放在屁股上读杂志吗
Finding out what? Which little starlet fucked some guy this week?

读什么这星期哪个小明星去鬼混了吗
No, I wasn't suggesting that, sir.

不我不是那个意思先生
Give this to your boss.

把这个给你的上司
Yeah.

好的
Get out of my way.

给我闪开