We're gonna what you?

什么改造
You're gonna "Can't buy me love" me.

电影《爱情无价》式改造
You know, transform me from zero to hero, geek to chic.

草根变英雄呆哥变帅哥
Oh, he wants us to "Love don't cost a thing" him.

他想学《爱情非卖品》那样麻雀变凤凰
Oh.

明白了
"Can't buy me love" was the remake for white audiences.

《爱情无价》是为了迎合白人观众而翻拍的[说反了]
That's so uncomfortable when they do that.

最烦他们翻拍了
I can't believe it doesn't insult them.

不明白他们怎么没有被侮辱的感觉
All right,

大家听好
nobody here is "Can't buy me love"-ing

这里没有人要爱情大改造
or "Love don't cost a thing"-ing anyone.

或是麻雀变凤凰
Because we've all seen enough "Afterschool specials"...

《校门外的世界》看得够多了