Yeah, and you got two days.

没错你只有两天的时间
- Then I'm going after her. - Oh! Pierce.

-然后我就要去泡她 -皮尔斯
What? I'm incentivizing him.

怎么啦激将法
Also, if she's into Abed, let's face it,

再说了如果她连阿布蒂都喜欢
anybody could hit that.

差不多是个男人都有机会啦
I understand--I need to change who I am to someone more likable.

我明白了我需要变成一个更可爱的人
No, no, no, no, sweetie, it's not about changing.

不不不亲爱的这跟改变无关
It's about learning.

这是学习
Learning to change?

学习去改变吗
- No, no, it's... - Good grief!

-不不这是关于 -可悲啊
Clear the chickens off the runway.

头发长见识短的通通闪一边
I'll be the bad guy.

黑脸我来唱