and then shove me into a clothes dryer.

然后把我推进干衣机里
Which I didn't want to happen with you guys,

我不希望这幕在你们身上重演
so I wanted to make sure that you felt like you can help me.

所以我要让你们确信可以帮助我
The truth is, lots of girls like me,

事实上大把女生喜欢我
because, let's face it, I'm pretty adorable.

承认吧我非常讨人喜欢
And my aloofness unconsciously reminds them of their fathers, so...

冷漠及没心没肺的我是恋父情结女生的杀手
I'm more used to them approaching me.

我习惯女生主动勾搭我
So we didn't damage your self-esteem or anything?

这么说我们没有伤你的自尊
Britta, I got self-esteem falling out of my butt.

布雷塔我的自尊多到可以拉出来
That's why I was willing to change for you guys.

这就是我愿意为你们而改变的原因
Because when you really know who you are and what you like about yourself,

因为当你了解真我以真我为傲时
changing for other people isn't such a big deal.

为他人改变只是芝麻绿豆的小事