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Abed...
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You're a god.
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If you'll all excuse me...
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I have a man to beat in pool while wearing shorts.
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Nice.
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Is that code for going number one or number two?
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Abed, you've inspired me too.
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People can mock me all they want.
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I don't care how I say the word "baggel."
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"baggel."
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She said "baggel."
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- Would you like another one? - "baggel."