来自《废柴联盟 第2季 第1集 第1集》

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  By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you...
  凭借赋予我的权利 我现在宣布
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  Cancelled.
  特辑取消
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  Oh, good, yeah, Abed. Cancel us.
  太好了 阿布蒂 砍吧砍吧
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  And while you're at it,
  既然要砍
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  why don't you take your cutesy,
  何不捎上你那句千娇百媚的
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  "I can't tell life from TV" gimmick with you?
  "荧屏内外已混淆"一块儿砍了
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  You know, it's very "Season one."
  知道吗 那句话真的很菜鸟
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  I can tell life from TV, Jeff.
  我能分清电视和现实的 杰夫
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  TV makes sense and has structure, logic, rules.
  电视有意义 有结构 有逻辑 有规则
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  And likeable leading men.
  还有招人喜欢的主角
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  In life, we have this.
  生活里 我们只有这些
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  We have you.
  只有你