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- Like... this is what's up. - OK. What a cop-out.
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You're one of the smartest people I've ever met.
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Really?
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- Top 25. Whatever, man. - Fuck you.
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- You aced your SAT's, right? - Yeah.
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And remember Mary what's-her-name? The hot born-again chick?
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No one could get near her,
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and then you stole third base with her at the book fair.
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- She liked to read. - I know.
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I don't know what you said to her,
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but it must have been pretty smart.
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Uh... I told her I had leukemia.