来自《废柴联盟 第2季 第12集 第12集》

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  I don't remember anything we can remember.
  我们能记住的事情我都记不住
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  Well, Chang left me a message that night
  昌那晚给我留了语音短讯
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  saying that they did it.
  说他们发生了关系
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  But--but you can't tell anybody.
  但是你不能告诉任何人
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  You have my word as your roommate,
  作为你的室友 我在此
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  and that is a bond I will never violate.
  立下牢不可破誓言
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  You can't tweet it either.
  你也不能发微博
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  We never discussed new media.
  又没说不让使用新媒体
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  Sorry all that stuff
  真是抱歉
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  got dragged out about me having a crush on somebody.
  我喜欢某个人让大家这么纠结
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  Why would you be sorry about that?
  这有什么可抱歉的
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  You know. Awkward.
  比较尴尬嘛