来自《废柴联盟 第2季 第12集 第12集》

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  Pierce, if someone had sex with Chang,
  皮尔斯 如果有人跟昌上床后
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  and they get to not remember that happened,
  居然可以完全忘记此事
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  that's a gift from god.
  此乃上天的恩赐
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  I'm not taking that away from her without a good reason.
  在没有充分理由之前我是不会去刺激她的
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  Well, here's a good reason.
  我有一个充分的理由
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  You ever go to the bathroom and find parsley in your teeth
  你是否曾在洗手间发现自己牙缝里塞着芹菜
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  that your friends hadn't told you about?
  而之前你的朋友们却根本没提醒过你
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  Now imagine your teeth are a uterus
  现在把你的牙齿想象成一个子宫
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  and that parsley is a half-chinese baby.
  而那片芹菜就是个半华裔的婴儿
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  Hey, guys.
  大家好
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  I want you to meet someone.
  我想为你们介绍一个人
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  My name is Quendra,
  我叫昆德拉