When he eats, he holds his fork

他吃饭时总是扬起手中的叉子
like a murderer's knife,

好似杀人凶手紧握屠刀
Gnawing at its skewered payload like a deranged woodland rodent.

总是啃烤串的竹签好似林间精神错乱的啮齿动物
Bring it home!

注意听重点
We know he smells like band-aids.

我们知道他闻起来活像创可贴
We know he dresses like a Cuban cab driver.

我们知道他的穿衣品味堪比古巴出租司机
We know he exhibits, nay, flaunts proudly

我们知道他总是虚荣爱现不耀武扬威才对
Obvious symptoms of over half a dozen disorders

身被超过半打的精神失调症候
You wouldn't wish on your worst enemy's pets.

连仇敌的走狗罹患这些你都会心有不忍
Feel the heat!

感受这股热情吧
We know these things about Ben Chang.

我们对本·昌的了解如此之深
And so much more than we ever wanted to know about him.

远超我们内心的预期