来自《龙虎少年队 第0集》

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  You got to one-strap it.
  最好背一根带子
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  Seriously, I would no-strap it if that would even be possible.
  不瞒你说 最好一根都不要
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  Okay, what makes you the expert?
  凭什么要听你的
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  I was cool in high school, and you weren't.
  因为我以前是学校里的酷哥 你不是
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  Okay, that makes sense. Continue.
  有道理 继续
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  The three keys of coolness in high school, by Jenko.
  高校耍酷三秘诀 本人原创
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  One, don't try hard at anything.
  第一 做人不要太认真
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  Okay? Two, make fun of people who do try.
  第二 嘲弄那些认真的人
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  Three. Be handsome.
  第三 学会装帅
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  Four, if anyone steps to you on the first day of school,
  第四 上学第一天要是有人敢来惹你
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  you punch them directly in the face.
  狠狠揍他们的脸
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  Five, drive a kick-ass car.
  第五 要有辆拉风的车