All yarn work was done by Jenko.

琴科负责拉这些线
Okay, Captain, look, the dealers are the popular kids,

警长你看卖货的是这些校园红人
but they're not normal popular

但他们不是真正的红人
They're these crunchy granola dudes that have convinced everyone

只是让别人相信他们很酷的一团草包
that they're cool, and they're not cool.

其实一点都不酷
It's backwards and unnatural, and it's got to be stopped.

他们老土又装逼这种人必须被制止
Lead dealer, Eric Molson. Alpha dog.

大卖家是艾瑞克·摩尔森
Sick chicks. Killer steeze.

有范有款没用的小白脸
Did the AIDS run this year

今年组织了抗艾滋病活动
He's getting into Berkeley, early admish,

他已经被伯克利提前录取了
and he totally gets me.

而且他很喜欢我
Who put this together? Are you autistic?

这东西谁搞的你们得自闭症了吗