来自《龙虎少年队 第0集》

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  and makes me feel like I'm five years old.
  让我觉得自己像五岁小孩
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  You're a sharer. I dig that.
  我理解你这样的
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  Well, I'm 18 years old,
  我都18岁了
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  and my mom still packs a lunch for me every day.
  我妈还每天给我带午饭呢
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  There was this one month, where she bought me 43 stuffed animals.
  有个月 她给我买了43个毛绒玩具
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  The doctor thought I was gonna spontaneously grow a vagina.
  医生觉得我都能自发长出个阴道来了
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  I didn't, though, just to be clear.
  我没长 声明一下
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  Yeah, because you already had one.
  是 因为你本来就有一个
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  Exactly. I already had one.
  对 我已经有一个了
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  And you don't need two vaginas. You just don't.
  谁需要两个阴道啊 没人需要
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  Although you could use one as a coin purse.
  其实 你可以用一个放零钱
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  I never got any stuffed animals growing up.
  我从来就没收到过毛绒玩具