来自《龙虎少年队 第0集》

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  I will straight-up punch you in the face if you do not shut up.
  你要再不闭嘴 我就一拳打你脸上
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  - There is no... - A straight-up face punch.
  -你不能 -正中面门的那种
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  I swear to God, you're gonna get me killed.
  你再这样 真要把我弄死
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  - Hey, yo. - That is...
  -各位 -你这样
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  Shit! She just tried to grab my dick, dude!
  该死 她刚要抓我老二
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  - What? You tried to grab his... - She tried to grab my junk.
  -什么 你去抓他的 -她要抓我老二
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  She was like, "Oh, my God, I have arthritis,"
  她说 我有关节炎
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  "it hurts my hand, I need to grab a handful of that dick."
  我手疼 我得抓一把那个老二
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  I was like, "Get the fuck off me!"
  我就说 你给我放开
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  She said, "I need to grab a handful of that dick"?
  她居然说要抓你的老二
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  And if felt good, but then it felt weird for a second,
  开始感觉好 后来就奇怪了
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  so I pushed her. We got to get out of here.
  我就推了她一把 我们得离开