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- What? You tried to grab his... - She tried to grab my junk.
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She was like, "Oh, my God, I have arthritis,"
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"it hurts my hand, I need to grab a handful of that dick."
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I was like, "Get the fuck off me!"
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She said, "I need to grab a handful of that dick"?
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And if felt good, but then it felt weird for a second,
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so I pushed her. We got to get out of here.
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All right, cool, let's get the...
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So your parents are just cool with having people over whenever?
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Yeah, you know, they're out most nights.
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Pretty laissez-faire about the whole thing.
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You're so lucky your parents don't give a shit about you.