来自《开心汉堡店 第4季 第14集 第14集》

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  Why wouldn't I show up here?
  我为什么不来呢
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  Maybe because all your posts
  因为你那些留言
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  are either crapping on us amateurs
  要不就是讽刺我们业余
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  or you're bragging about your flashy restaurant.
  要不就是炫耀你的土豪餐馆
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  That's crazy. I-I don't... I don't do that.
  不可能 我没 我没这么做
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  I asked how to get rust off a cast-iron skillet.
  我问怎么除平底锅的锈
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  And you say,
  你说
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  "Don't let it get rust in the first place." All caps!
  "别让它生锈就好了" 还全是大写
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  - What a jerk. - I was just kidding around.
  -真操蛋 -我是在开玩笑
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  Then why didn't you write "LOL" or "JK"
  那你应该加上"笑屁了"或者"逗你玩"
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  Or use an emoticon?
  或者发表情也行
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  - Oh, I-I don't know how to use those things. - Oh, come on!
  -我不知道怎么用那些东西 -得了吧