Anything you do say can be used

你所说的一切都可能
against you in a court of law.

作为呈堂证供
You have the right to consult an attorney...

你有权利雇佣律师
So get this.

跟你们说
Zach Young's throwing a pool party saturday night.

扎克·杨周六晚上要举行泳装派对
He sent out a bunch formal invitations.Complete with fancy lettering.

发了一堆正式请柬用的还是花体字
I'm surprised he didn't spritz them with aftershave.

我倒是奇怪他干嘛不洒点须后水上去
What is wrong with nice invitations?

请柬做的漂亮不对吗
Mom, it's a pool party.

妈妈是泳装派对
Why couldn't he have just passed out flyers in the quad.

他直接在院子里发几张传单就好了
'Cause he's genetically incapable of being cool.

因为他天生就当不了正常人
So, uh... Are you going?

那你们去吗