I have amazing news!

我有个惊人的好消息
Jon Bon Jovi's single and he's asking about me.

乔恩·邦·乔维恢复单身了而且正在打探我是不
Even better. Where's Danny? Danny!

比这更好丹尼呢丹尼
- Danny! - Yo, what's going on, man?

-丹尼 -怎么了老弟
I, me, Ben, your one and only brother,

我我本你唯一的弟弟
has just landed you your very first endorsement deal.

刚帮你拿下了你的第一个广告代言
You are the new spokesman for Okiru,

你现在是"劲能" 这个美国现在
the hottest new soft drink in the country.

最新最热门软饮的代言人了
Are you serious?

你说真的吗
I've wanted to endorse something my entire life.

我这辈子都想着做广告代言呢
It's true. When we were kids,

这是真的我们小的时候
he used to cut out his picture and paste it on cereal boxes.

他就经常剪出自己的照片糊在麦片粥的盒子上