来自《少男老爸 第2季 第3集 第3集》

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  Hey, Tuck.
  塔克
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  So I took what you said to heart
  我听进你的话了
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  and I made my own opportunities.
  自己创造了机会
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  Me too. I stole a year's supply of these things.
  我也是 我偷了这东西能用一整年
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  I'm going to cut the fingers off and make my own condoms.
  我把手指部分剪下来就是避孕套了
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  I figure if I could just brighten one person's day,
  我想如果能让别人开心一天
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  then it would truly be a job well done.
  那工作也算做得不错了
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  So Mr. Watkins in room 423 was so sad.
  423病房的沃特金斯先生很郁闷
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  So I brought him some cookies and we just sat and talked
  所以带了点曲奇饼给他 一起坐着聊天
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  - And he completely transformed. - Oh my god!
  -然后他完全变了一个人 -天啊
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  Mr. Watkins? Did someone give you sugar?
  沃特金斯先生 有人给你吃甜的了吗
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  Code red, people! This is not a drill!
  红色警报 这不是演习