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*He crashes on your couch when he loses his job*
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*A guy pulls a knife, and you jump in front*
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- What? - You take the blade
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*Right in the gut!*
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Oh, my God.
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*Then he holds your hand till the medic comes...*
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Linda, thank you.
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You son of a bitch. Get in here, bestie.
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Okay. You got it. You got it.
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*You... feed him soup when he breaks his jaw*
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*You help him pee when he has that thing*
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*He's your best friend...*