My first stepdad was Jewish,

我第一个后爹是犹太人
which is why I don't drive on shabbat.

所以安息日我不开车
But stepdads two through five

但是后爹二到五号
were methodist, buddhist,

分别是卫理公会教徒佛教徒
quaker, and snake charmer,

教友会教徒和耍蛇者
so religiously, I'm, like, one of those fountain drinks

从宗教上来讲我就好像是那种饮料瀑布
that you just put a splash of every soda in

你每种饮料都放一点
until your cup is full.

直到杯子满了
Mmm. I find your belief system delicious.

我觉得你的信仰体系很美味
This has been very helpful.

太有帮助了
What are you doing?

你要干什么
I am gonna say something to that little hussy who has been wagging her ass around for Andy.

我要跟那个在安迪面前扭屁股的小骚货谈谈