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-Not unless it's a tofu dog with meatless chili. -I'm sorry. What?
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-You're a vegetarian? -Uh-huh. It's recent.
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-Oh, is it? -You know, 'cause I'm a vegetarian too.
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-Oh. -I used to be a vegan, but it was too much of a hassle.
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Oh, God. I know. I mean, even being a vegetarian is a challenge.
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I mean, every time I go hiking, I have to bring my homemade "to furky jerky."
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You go hiking? I mean, no offense...
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but you hardly seem like the kind of girl that hits the trails...
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Especially in those shoes.
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Don't be silly. The best "to furky" is made by publicists in kitten heels.
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I can see how you would think that, but I actually love...
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all that outdoorsy type of stuff...