No way!

不可能吧
-We have more things in common than I thought. -Yeah, me too.

-我们共同点还挺多 -是啊
I'm gonna go out and shag some flies with Pedro.

我要去给佩卓捡高飞球
Ooh! I'm jealous. It sounds fun.

我都嫉妒了听起来不错
-What are "shagging flies"? -What are you doing?

-什么是高飞球? -你怎么回事?
-What? -You hate dogs and tofu and being outside.

-什么? -你讨厌狗和豆腐还有户外运动
No. I like yachts. I like flowers. I like, you know, tanning.

不我喜欢游艇我喜欢鲜花我也喜欢晒黑
-I mean, it's not exactly the same... -And you hated Toby.

-也许这有一点点不一样... -你恨图比
You hated him. The only animals you ever cared about are dead ones with sleeves.

你恨它你根本不在乎动物
You're just saying all this stuff because George is so... attractive.

你这么说只是因为乔治很迷人
-Or some people think he is. -I did not hate that dog.

-有人认为他很迷人 -我不恨那狗
I just hated it when he slobbered on me.

只是讨厌它舔我