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Your parents got divorced. You haven't found the right girl.
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-You're afraid you never will. -Mm-hmm.
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And I think you love weddings so much...
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because you'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own.
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You're right. Know why? Because weddings are the perfect place to forget about being single.
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I think you want a wedding...not a marriage, a wedding.
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What is your problem?
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Did you have your own fancy wedding and your wife left you or something?
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Bingo.
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What?
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With my roommate from college, by the way.
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So I think you get an extra bingo for that.