"If Jane is the prototypical, accommodating bridesmaid...

如果说珍是伴娘的典型例子...
"then her sister, Tess, is cast as the overbearing, overindulged bride-to-be...

那她的妹妹泰丝和她形成鲜明的对比
"who at any moment, one worries, might start stomping around Manhattan breathing fire and swatting planes from the sky."

泰丝就是一个被极其宠坏的疯子新娘
I had no idea he was writing an article about me.

我不知道他居然要写我的文章
You? He called me "Bridezilla" in the New York Frickin' Journal!

你? 他居然在纽约日报上这么说我
I could tear him apart, I swear. I could tear him apart limb from limb.

我发誓要把他杀了我要亲手了结他
-What? -Can I speak to Jane, please?

-什么? -我能不能和珍说话?
The only person that you're gonna be speaking to is my attorney!

要和你说话的人是我的律师
And I don't even have an attorney, but I'm sure gonna get one!

虽然我还没有律师但我会立刻去找个
Asshole!

混蛋
I gotta get outta here.

我得走了
Oh, but you better alert Traffic Control...

你过马路最好当心点...