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You mean nothing compared to
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the great sacred texts of mankind
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or Winston Churchill's speech to Harrows,
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or Steve Jobs' address to stanford?
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You know, maybe you should pick some speeches
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that is a little less daunting to compare yours to,
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like, um, "Say anything" or "Twilight."
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It's not supposed to be this hard.
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You know, the most worthwhile things in life
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are often the most difficult.
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For example--
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Wow. That really is a smart phone.