But why would students vote you and me to be Cupid's Couple?

但大家为什么要选你和我当丘比特情侣呢
Because of the double-nerd angle.

因为我们是呆子情侣
- I'm not a nerd. - You kind of are.

-我不是呆子 -其实你是
- I'm not. - We'll be too adorable to lose.

-我不是 -我们太可爱了不会输的
A negative times a negative is a positive.

负负得正
- That can't be right. - We'll cover that in tutoring.

-没这回事 -这个等补习的时候再教你
So, do we have a deal?

那就这么说定了
Feels kind of wrong to mess with love.

感觉愚弄感情不大好
Jimmy Jr.

小吉米哦
We'd have to be careful.

我们得小心点
I've seen enough romantic comedies to know

这么多浪漫喜剧观影经验告诉我
you're probably gonna fall for me.

你很可能会爱上我