Why should I?

为什么
Because Darryl and I were a great fake couple,

因为达瑞尔和我在一起是对很好的假情侣
but you and Darryl can be a great real couple.

和你在一起就可以是绝配的真情侣
And why would we be a great real couple?

我为啥要和他做真情侣
'Cause you're looking at me

因为你现在虽然看着我
and you're still blasting lizard guys like crazy.

手上却还在疯狂地轰炸那些蜥蜴
They're not lizards. They're snakes.

不是蜥蜴是蛇
And technically, they're actually

更确切地说他们是
- demons from the black castle. - Demons from the black castle.

-黑暗城堡的恶魔 -黑暗城堡的恶魔
I came here to get away from you.

我来这儿是想躲你的
An arcade might not be the best place

你要真想躲达瑞尔
to get away from Darryl.

就不该来游戏厅