来自《笨人晚宴 第0集》

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  I have a little ranch... I say little.
  我有个小的大型牧场 我说很小
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  It's absolutely massive if you actually measure,
  如果你真的量的话其实很大
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  outside of town, where I go to disappear,
  在郊外 我经常逃到那里
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  get away from this bullshit.
  远离这些狗屎
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  One of my zebras was in labor. It was a messy business.
  我有一匹斑马妊娠了 真是一团糟
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  The foal was in breech. At about the 22nd hour,
  马驹臀位难产 二十二个小时之后
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  I just said, "Stuff it."
  我说 去他妈的
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  And I just thrust my hand in,
  然后我就把手伸进去
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  turned the little guy around.
  把小家伙转过来
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  Do you have any idea what it's like
  你知道把手肘以下的部分
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  to be up to your elbow... in a zebra's vagina?
  都伸到斑马的阴道里 是什么感觉吗
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  And feel life? New life, fresh life.
  感受着生命 崭新的活力四射的生命