来自《笨人晚宴 第0集》

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  Best dinner ever.
  最棒的晚宴
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  You have no secrets from me.
  在我面前 你毫无秘密可言
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  Oh, contrary.
  恰恰相反
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  You have no secrets from me, Therman.
  是你在我面前毫无秘密可言 萨曼
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  I know that, after sex,
  我知道 做爱后
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  you like to curl up in the fecal position.
  你喜欢蜷成便便样
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  You cry like a little baby.
  哭得像个娃娃
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  - Martha told you. - No, she did not.
  -玛莎告诉你的 -不 她没说
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  I know that you take a magic marker
  我还知道你还会拿一支魔笔
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  and you draw a face on your penis.
  在小弟弟上画笑脸
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  Is that against the law? I don't think so.
  这样犯法吗 我想没有吧
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  And you put a little hat on it, and you call it Sammy.
  你还挂上一顶小帽子 管它叫小萨米