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Please tell me I didn't bedazzle my underwear for nothing.
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Yeah, I stretched that one all the way back to my teens.
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Which is pretty much the last time I lost anything.
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Bonnie, I have terrible news.
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No!
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I-- I slipped getting out of the hot tub.
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You can fake it, can't you?
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My gay ex-husband did for years.
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Huh huh? Please.
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So sad, too bad.
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Looks like you're gonna have to forfeit.
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Oh, I just feel so awful.