来自《废柴联盟 第2季 第14集 第14集》

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  Hi. Hello. I am Hector the well-endowed.
  你好 我是一柱擎天赫克托
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  You've got a bunch of pegasi. Let's make a deal.
  既然你有一群飞马 不如我们来做个交易
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  What kind of deal?
  什么样的交易
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  All right, I take her by the hand
  我拉着她的手
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  and lead her to the stable.
  把她带到马棚
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  I light a candle and rip off a piece of my tunic,
  我点亮一支蜡烛 撕下一块我的衣服
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  which I fashion into a blindfold.
  用来蒙住她的眼睛
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  Oh, Hector, but I don't know--
  赫克托 这样不好
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  I place it gently over the elf maiden's eyes.
  我轻轻地蒙上少女精灵的眼睛
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  Okay. You both fall back, exhausted but still entwined.
  你俩向后倒下 精疲力尽但已然玉体纠缠
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  Okay, great. I stroke her hair lovingly
  我充满爱意地卷起她一缕秀发
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  and spoon her for the appropriate amount of time
  离开之前 给她最后一丝温存