来自《废柴联盟 第2季 第14集 第14集》

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  and you were standing by them,
  你又正好站在洗手间旁边
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  but you were also standing kind of near, uh, other Neil.
  但你旁边还有个"尼尔"
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  So call him skinny Neil.
  你可以叫他"瘦猴尼尔"
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  He's actually not that skinny.
  他其实算不上多瘦
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  He's bald! he's black!
  他秃脑壳 还黑皮
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  Well, I don't look at the world through that lens.
  我是不戴这种有色眼镜看人的
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  I'm sorry. I shouldn't be high-roading you.
  抱歉 我不该拿你开刀
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  I'm the bad guy.
  我真不是人
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  Now you can all hang out in suspended humiliation
  现在 身负奇耻大辱 当街游行吧
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  and think about what you learned today.
  想想今天你们学到什么教训
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  One, don't screw with me.
  第一 别惹哥 哥只是传说
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  Two, invite me to your crap.
  第二 不请爷 爷让你吐血