They can't read a word.

他们不认字
Daddy!

爸爸
Next day pizza. Good call, boys.

隔夜比萨不错啊
Hello. Jake.

你好杰克
"January 16th"

"一月十六号"
"Firing a spitwad projectile straight into the cornea"

"冲着瑜伽老师斯蒂芬妮女士的"
"of our yoga teacher, Ms. Stephanie..."

"角膜吹弹珠"
Lot of dexterity going on there.

那可需要很灵巧才行
"February 10th"

"二月十号"
"Incapacitating Fluff, the classroom bunny, with a 'powerbomb'."

"用炸弹摔弄伤了班里养的兔子毛毛"
I'm afraid your boys are no longer welcome

恐怕新厅社区不再欢迎你的孩子
in the New Hall community.

回来上学了