来自《时空恋旅人第0集》

- No, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes.

-不会吧 -是的就是这样
He didn't just forget his lines.

这不仅仅是他忘词的问题
He forgot his lines to the extent

他忘词忘得严重到
that no actor has ever forgotten their lines

戏剧艺术史册上的一切忘词
before in the annals of dramatic art.

都显得不值一提
The reviews won't say "Major masterpiece gets unveiled",

评论也不会说"伟大杰作得以面世"
they'll say, "Major actor gets Alzheimer's."

而只会说"主角得了老年痴呆症"
It's a disaster.

简直是场灾难
It's an understatement.

这样讲还是太轻描淡写了
It's the Titanic of play openings,

这是有《泰坦尼克号》的精彩开头
but with no survivors.

却无人幸存的悲剧收尾
No women, no children,

没女人没小孩