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Nobody is. And you can't tell anyone.
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I won't. I won't. I promise.
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As long as you tell me your version of what happened.
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I can't do that.
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I need to know what you know.
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What I'm about to say can never be repeated.
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Understood.
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I was in Thailand to attend an investment conference.
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We hit this Bangkok nightclub.
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Oh, she was so beautiful.
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I thought she was a woman. I swear to god.
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Wait, what?