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I'll call her work and check into her alibi.
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Partner. How did the date go?
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Can we talk about it out here?
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What did you think of Stacy?
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Oh, man, she was great.
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Until I started getting a stalker vibe from her.
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- What? - Yeah, we were right in the middle of appetizers,
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And that's when she told me that the blue shorts
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I was wearing during the triathlon
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made my legs look sexy, which is true,
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But how did she even know I competed,
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never mind what color shorts I was wearing?