Don't try this on your next date; I don't think it works very well.

在你下次约会中可别尝试这招我觉得它不太奏效
So this was her story: "There was this child once,"

她的故事是这样的 "曾经有这样一个小孩
she said, turning over on her stomach,

她说着转过身俯卧着
"that nobody cared if it lived or died.

没有人在乎它是生是死
Its kin sent it around from one to another of them and finally

它的家人们彼此推诿把它送来送去
to its grandmother who was a very evil woman,

一直到它被送到它那恶毒的祖母手中
and she couldn't stand to have it around

她完全受不了它在身边
because the least good thing made her break out in these whelps.

因为即便是最好的情形她也会在孩子们中疯掉
She would get all itchy and swole.

她会全身瘙痒而且浮肿
Even her eyes would itch her and swell up and there wasn't nothing

甚至眼睛也会痒鼓起来
she could do but run up and down the road shaking her hands and cursing,

她只能在马路上跑来跑去摆着手咒骂着
and it was twicet as bad when this child was there.

当这个孩子在这时情况加倍地糟糕