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So, if you don't mind, I'd like to confirm a few details.
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So, you were born and conceived in a Jacuzzi.
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Yeah. Your mom was a whitesnake groupie,
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and your dad was a politician who knocked her up
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and then left to be with his own legitimate family.
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Yeah. You've had five stepdads, countless foster dads,
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and you have been medically dead...four times?
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Beach, rave, rodeo, kid rock show.
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That's four.
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You've been molested by a dolphin...
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Ugh. ...attacked by an animatronic bear,
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ear ripped off by a falcon,