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ear ripped off by a falcon,
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and Robin Williams slept with your niece.
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Remember, her foot got caught in his arm hair.
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They had to call the paramedics to get her out.
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You go to a psychic
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whose hands were ripped off by a chimp,
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And you have a friend with robot arms.
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Aww! Amanda!
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And another with robot legs.
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Ugh. Nezzie.
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Now that we are clear
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on the insane details...