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My head is swimming with Laurie Keller tales
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of smut and lies.
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Oh, how did your date go?
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Amazing!
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I laughed, I flipped my hair,
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I gave him an eyeful of big lefty and shortstack.
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He didn't know what hit him.
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What?
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Oh, right. I didn't tell you.
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You see, I hit this really expensive car
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right after I found out that our car insurance had lapsed.
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- Lapsed? - It means expired.