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Mom!
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Why couldn't she have been a yam?
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Okay, so this Tina--
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Was that the first time he cheated on you?
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Uh, I don't know. You hear stories.
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There was this thing during the all-star game--
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Pictures of Doug in the tabloids with a cocktail waitress.
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But then he came back with a Bulgari bracelet,
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So we never talked about it.
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God, being married to a pro athlete--
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It must be a nightmare.
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Well, sounds like you are well rid of him.