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Please tell me you're here to stab me.
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What?
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Nothing. Come on in.
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What's that?
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Crudites.
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Aren't they supposed to be sliced and peeled?
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I'm too tired.
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Please get that away from me.
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I guess someone was with Keith last night.
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Were you once, twice, three times not a lady?
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It's not funny. Six hours we had sex.
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I feel like the Holland Tunnel.