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You're, like, suddenly single after three beers?
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Oh, no. After three beers, all I know is to get a fourth.
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Oh, that's great. That's great. Real redneck.
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Oh, I'm not a redneck. I'm from Texas.
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What's the difference?
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Well, we ride horses and they ride their cousins.
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What do you do for work? You're obviously military.
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I polish dolphins. They're in captivity.
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What I do is just sort of scrape off the crustaceans.
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Do I look stupid to you?
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No. Honestly, you look a little sad.
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-Am I... tall enough to buy you a drink?