来自《好汉两个半 第12季 第11集 第11集》

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  on your husband to sleep with your social worker.
  跟你们的社工偷情这件事
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  You just described a fantasy I didn't know I had.
  你说完我才发现我好这口
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  Naughty social worker.
  坏坏社工妹
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  Show me on the doll where I should touch you.
  指着娃娃 告诉我该摸你哪个部位
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  Okay, I need to keep romantically what I do here
  我需要把跟你在闺房的事
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  separate from what I do professionally out there.
  跟我平常的专业工作划清界限
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  Even though, in both cases,
  虽然在这两种情况中
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  I seem to work with the jobless and homeless.
  我都是跟无工作无房的人打交道
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  I think we have a professional relationship.
  我觉得我们之间也有专业关系啊
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  You gave us a kid, I gave you an orgasm.
  你送了我们孩子 我送你高潮
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  Well, technically, both of those are still pending.
  技术上来说 这两项都还说不定
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  But I'm serious.
  但我是说认真的