And my alarm sensors, and my security cam feed are blowing up.

我的报警传感器和监控摄像都被爆了
It's the cops busting down my door.

警察冲进了我家
Not exactly a 15-year-old geek.

可不像个十五岁的游戏狂啊
Real name, Paul Scott.

真实姓名保罗·斯科特
Arrested for hacking the Secret Service,

曾因黑进特勤局而被捕
presumably including a certain file, and a certain blind spot.

窃取内容似乎包括文件和监控盲点信息
Yes you are! You're my guy!

你就是你就得听我的
Looks like he called my mother-in-law instead of his attorney.

感觉他好像不是打给律师而是我婆婆
Nice, leave her out of it.

你真是别提我妈了
Huh, lawyers usually like getting hired.

有生意上门律师难道不该高兴吗
I assume your attorney won't be joining us?

我想你的律师不来了是吧
Get me a public defender.

我要用公设辩护律师