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Speak plainly and clearly.
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Did you find a new apartment?
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Close your eyes. I'll give you a hint.
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Last time I was told to close my eyes,
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I woke up in a bikini on a garbage barge.
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P.S., closest I ever got to a vacation.
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Oh, you're dating a clown?
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Please, you know I would have told you
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if I was dating someone who had a car.
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Look, it's the abandoned bike from in front of the shop.
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It was the bike from the front of the shop.
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Now it looks like a contestant on RuPaul's bike race.